Marxgiving

During Marxgiving, American toiling masses traditionally give thanks to the government for what it has distributed to them. All conscientious members of the collective are required to experience (a) deep gratitude to the Party and its leaders; (b) unworthiness in the face of the glorious state; (c) guilt for consuming according to their needs and not giving back enough according to their abilities. The non-compliant will have their belongings redistributed to the more worthy members of the community.