Dear Leader's glorious image now remains on my monitor for 23 out of 24 hours a day
Comrades, it's a small price to pay - but I've been noticing my internet speeds getting significantly slower lately. My usual 18 Mbps or so that I pay for is now down to 2.5 Mbps.
I'm not complaining, because I'm sure it takes a lot of bandwidth to keep our country gloriously safe and secure! And I know they'd never target me, R.O.C.K in the USSA, a virtual paragon of Progressive Goodness!
Yes, I'm willing to give up a essential response time for a little temporary safety - aren't you?
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