Monday, March 3, 2014

Canadian’s Version of David Letterman’s Top 10.



Ever wonder what Canadians really think of USA.

 

           This is Canada’s Top Ten List of America’s Stupidity .

           Of course we look like idiots …. because we are.

       

          Number 10) Only in America…could politicians talk about

the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 a plate campaign fund-raising event.

       

          Number 9) Only in America …could people claim that the

government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a

black President, a black Attorney General and roughly 20% of the federal

workforce is  black while only 14% of the population is black 40+% of all

federal entitlements goes to black Americans – 3X the rate that go to

whites, 5X the rate that go to Hispanics!

       

          Number 8) Only in America…could they have had the two

people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner (the head of the

Treasury Department) and Charles Rangel (who once ran the Ways and Means

Committee), BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.

       

          Number 7) Only in America…can they have terrorists kill

people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting

that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.

       

          Number 6) Only in America…would they make people who

want to legally become American  citizens wait for years in their home

countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege, while they

discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just

‘magically’ become American citizens.

       

          Number 5) Only in America….could the people who believe

in balancing the budget and sticking by the country’s Constitution be

thought of as “extremists.”

       

          Number 4) Only in America…could you need to present a

driver’s license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.

       

          Number 3) Only in America…could people demand the

government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because

the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S.

oil  company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making

tennis shoes (Nike).

       

          Number 2) Only in America….could the government collect

more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still

spend a Trillion dollars more than it has per year – for total spending of

$7-Million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn’t have nearly enough

money.

       

          And the Number 1) Only in America…could the rich people

- who pay 86% of all income taxes – be accused of not paying their “fair

share” by people who don’t pay any income taxes at all.

       

        

       ”Every country has the government it deserves.”

winter


-10 F = -25 C this morning/ma reggel

Sunday, March 2, 2014

Apartheid week

There is only one reason we are discussing Israel and not discussing Saudi Arabia. There is only one reason we are discussing Israel and not discussing Iran. There is only one reason we are discussing Israel and not discussing Palestine. There is only one reason we are discussing Israel and not discussing the vast bevy of human rights violations that happen every day in the Middle East, exponentially worse that what happens in Israel.
Any gay or lesbian that is targeting Israel in this room seems to have forgotten how high they hang gays from cranes in Iran. Every person of liberal bent who suggests that Israel is the problem in the Middle East seems to have forgotten that there is only one country in the Middle East that actually has any sort of religious diversity in it. The countries that are apartheid countries are those that are Judenrein -- like, for example, Palestine.

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

33 Hungarian Foods The Whole World Should Know And Love

Though our country may be but little, our food is fierce.

1. Lángos (fried dough)

Lángos (fried dough)
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What it is: A plate-sized sheet of fried dough that is usually smothered with sour cream and cheese. Other possible toppings include garlic sauce or ketchup.
Why it’s awesome: Did you miss the part where I wrote “fried dough”?!
Get a recipe [here].

2. Gulyás (goulash)

Gulyás (goulash)
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What it is: Known to most as “goulash,” this popular soup is a Hungarian original. It contains chunks of beef, potatoes, and vegetables, plus plenty of paprika and spices. 
Why it’s awesome: Originally made by cattle herdsman, gulyás is pure comfort food: hearty, homey, and hot.
Get a recipe [here].

3. Palacsinta (crépes)

Palacsinta (crépes)
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What it is: The Hungarian version of crépes. Popular types include Hortobágyi, filled with ground meat, fried onion, and topped with a sour cream/paprika sauce, andGundel, filled with ground walnuts, raisins, and rum and topped with dark chocolate sauce. Yep. 
Why it’s awesome: Slightly thicker than its French counterpart, palacsinta is less prone to tear when containing richer fillings (see above). More to eat = more to love!
Get a recipe [here].

4. Pörkölt (meat stew)

Pörkölt (meat stew)
What it is: A pastoral stew made of meat (often beef or chicken gizzards), tomato, paprika, and onions, usually served with a side of Hungarian noodles called nokedli.
Why it’s awesome: Pörkölt is often cooked outside, over fire in a bogrács, which is a traditional —and heavy— Hungarian metal pot. Throw in a few friends, a loaf of great bread, and some wine, and it’s the anchor for one great garden party.
Get a recipe [here].

5. Gesztenyepüré (chestnut purée)

Gesztenyepüré (chestnut purée)
What it is: A purée of chestnuts, sugar, and rum, usually served with whipped cream.
Why it’s awesome: This sweet, creamy dessert proves that chestnuts are for much more than just roasting.
Get a recipe [here].

6. Halászlé (fisherman’s soup)

Halászlé (fisherman's soup)
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What it is: A traditional Hungarian soup of paprika-spiced broth and thick cuts of river fish. 
Why it’s awesome: Though it may look fairly simple, fisherman’s soup is traditionally made outside, over a fire, through a several-hour process that includes preparing a fish broth from scratch. Plus, the fish is usually locally sourced from the Tisza and Danube rivers.
Get a recipe [here].

7. Kürtőskalács (chimney cake)

Kürtőskalács (chimney cake)
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What it is: A Transylvanian sweet spiral pull-apart bread that is baked rotisserie-style outdoors over charcoal. 
Why it’s awesome: Often rolled in cinammon, sugar, cocoa, nuts, or coconut flakes, chimney cake is hot, fresh, sweet deliciousness. It’s the only type of downward spiral you’d never want to end.
Get a recipe [here].

8. Dobostorta (Dobos cake)

Dobostorta (Dobos cake)
What it is: A chocolate buttercream-layered sponge cake, topped with crystallized caramel and covered on the edges with nuts. 
Why it’s awesome: The namesake creation of Hungarian confectioner József Dobos, dobostorta is a true Hungarian original and remains enormously popular in confectionaries around the country.
Get a recipe [here].

9. Töltött Káposzta (stuffed cabbage)

Töltött Káposzta (stuffed cabbage)
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What it is: Large leaves of cabbage, stuffed with meat and rice, which are cooked and then smothered with sour cream. 
Why it’s awesome: It’s straight-up Hungarian comfort food. Plus, the cabbage in Hungary is often pickled, offering a deliciously tangy component to this rich, savory dish.
Get a recipe [here].

10. Meggyleves (sour cherry soup)

Meggyleves (sour cherry soup)
What it is: A chilled, sweet soup made of sour cherries, sour cream, and sugar. 
Why it’s awesome: Though you might be tempted to eat it as dessert, meggyleves is a great meal in its own right — fresh, tart, creamy, and an awesome alternative to standard meat-and-starch fare.
Get a recipe [here].

11. Rétes (Hungarian strudel)

Rétes (Hungarian strudel)
What it is: A streudel-like log of pastry, stuffed to the max with fillings such as apple, cherry, or poppyseed and topped with powdered sugar. 
Why it’s awesome: There’s no skimping on ingredients here. One thick slice of good rétes and a cup of Hungarian coffee and you’re set for at least an afternoon.
Get a recipe [here].

12. Tokaji Aszú (Aszu wine from Tokaj)

Tokaji Aszú (Aszu wine from Tokaj)
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What it is: Sweet, dessert wine from Hungary’s famous wine region (and World Heritage Site), Tokaj. 
Why it’s awesome: While it is only one of several types of wine produced in Tokaj,Aszú remains unique as its penultimate variation, Aszú Eszencia, is one of the sweetest and most exclusive wines in the world.

13. Paprikás Csirke (chicken paprikash)

Paprikás Csirke (chicken paprikash)
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What it is: Perhaps one of Hungary’s most recognizable dishes (thank you, When Harry Met Sally), paprikás csirke is chicken in a creamy, paprika sauce, often served with (surprise!) sour cream. 
Why it’s awesome: It’s hot, spicy, meaty goodness, and is generally accompanied by a delicious side of dumplings or pasta.
Get a recipe [here].

14. Töltött Paprika (stuffed pepper)

Töltött Paprika (stuffed pepper)
What it is: Whole peppers stuffed with rice, meat, and vegetables and baked.
Why it’s awesome: Hollowed-out peppers actually make surprisingly sturdy containers for yummy fillings. Plus, who doesn’t love being able to eat EVERY part of their meal? Waste not, want not.
Get a recipe [here].

15. Túrós Csusza (cheese noodles)

Túrós Csusza (cheese noodles)
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What it is: Flat, wide noodles mixed with Hungarian túró cheese (think: a cross between cottage cheese and ricotta) and often topped with pieces of fatty bacon called szalonna.
Why it’s awesome: Do you like noodles? Do you like cheese? Well, there you go. If you’re a carnivore, the szalonna is a pretty nice bonus.
Get a recipe [here].

16. Kifli (crescent bread)

Kifli (crescent bread)
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What it is: A crescent-shaped bread, often eaten simply with butter or sliced in half and topped with cheese, meat, and/or peppers for a sandwich. 
Why it’s awesome: Though it may resemble a croissant, kifli is actually made using traditional yeast dough, making it a more dense and satisfying snack.
Get a recipe [here].

17. Pogácsa (biscuits)

Pogácsa (biscuits)
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What they are: Small, bite-sized biscuits, dense and doughy in the center and often topped with cheese. 
Why they are awesome: Usually one of the first things to be served at dinner parties and get-togethers, pogácsa are a delicious and simple snack food of which it is impossible to eat just one.
Get a recipe [here].

18. Körözött (cheese spread)

What it is: A spread made of túró cheese, spices (often paprika), and vegetables. 
Why it’s awesome: It’s like the hummus of Hungary.
Get a recipe [here].

19. Bejgli (spiral strudel)

Bejgli (spiral strudel)
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What it is: A spiral-shaped log roll containing a sweet walnut or poppyseed filling. 
Why it’s awesome: Traditionally served at Christmas, bejgli is the perfect treat to cozy up and share with friends and family.
Get a recipe [here].

20. Madártej (bird’s milk)

What it is: Though birds can actually produce milk (seriously), madártej is not a product of our feathered friends, but rather a dessert of fluffy meringue floating on vanilla custard.
Why it’s awesome: The texture of meringue combined with sweet, creamy custard is, to put it lightly, da bomb.
Similar recipe [here].

21. Flódni (layered pastry)

Flódni (layered pastry)
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What it is: A Hungarian-Jewish pastry, traditionally made of four layers: walnut, apple, poppyseed, and jam. 
Why it’s awesome: Why choose a filling when you can have them all in one dessert?!
Get a recipe [here].

22. Rántott Sajt (fried cheese)

Rántott Sajt (fried cheese)
What it is: Fried cheese. 
Why it’s awesome: FRIED. CHEESE.
Get a recipe [here].

23. Túrógombóc (sweet cheese dumplings)

Túrógombóc (sweet cheese dumplings)
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What it is: Orbs of sweetened túró cheese boiled, rolled in toasted bread crumbs, and generally served with vanilla sauce or sour cream and sugar.
Why it’s awesome: Túrógombóc are incredibly filling, which can easily mean DESSERT FOR DINNER!
Get a recipe [here].

24. Túró Rudi (sweet cheese-filled chocolate bar)

Túró Rudi (sweet cheese-filled chocolate bar)
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What it is: A dark chocolate bar filled with sweetened túró cheese, available flavored or with jam fillings as well. 
Why it’s awesome: The name of the most popular brand of túró rudi in Hungary,Pöttyös, translates to “dotty” and is wrapped in adorable polka-dot paper.

25. Rakott Krumpli (layered potatoes)

Rakott Krumpli (layered potatoes)
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What it is: A baked casserole-type dish made of layers of sliced potatoes, eggs, sausage, sour cream, and cheese. 
Why it’s awesome: It’s like the best parts of dinner and the best parts of breakfast came together and had a beautiful casserole baby.
Get a recipe [here].

26. Szilvásgombóc (plum dumplings)

Szilvásgombóc (plum dumplings)
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What it is: Dumplings filled with plums, rolled in breadcrumbs, and topped with powdered sugar. 
Why it’s awesome: The dumpling component of szilvásgombóc is made with potatoes, giving it a thick, gnocchi-like texture.
Get a recipe [here].

27. Somlói Galuska (Somloi trifle)

Somlói Galuska (Somloi trifle)
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What it is: A dessert made of three different types of sponge cake (plain, walnut, and chocolate), raisins, and walnuts, drizzled with dark chocolate rum sauce and topped with whipped cream. 
Why it’s awesome: Much chocolate. Very cake.
Get a recipe [here].

28. Kakaós Csiga (chocolate snail)

Kakaós Csiga (chocolate snail)
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What it is: A breakfast-type pastry of spiral-shaped dough swirled with chocolate. 
Why it’s awesome: It’s like a cinnamon roll, but chocolate. And better.
Get a recipe [here].

29. Hurka & Kolbász (sausages)

Hurka & Kolbász (sausages)
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What they are: Both Hungarian sausages that come in a variety of meat types and flavors, hurka is generally boiled and kolbász is generally smoked. 
Why they are awesome: While both can easily, and tastily, be eaten alone or simply with a kifli and peppers, hurka and kolbász are also present in many more complicated Hungarian dishes, making them incredibly versatile meats.
Get a hurka recipe [here].
Get a kolbász recipe [here].

30. Lecsó (vegetable stew)

Lecsó (vegetable stew)
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What it is: A paprika vegetable stew of onions, tomatoes, and peppers, with variations including sausage and egg.
Why it’s awesome: Hearty and relatively healthy compared to most Hungarian fare,lecsó is simple in preparation yet rich in flavor.
Get a recipe [here].

31. Szaloncukor (parlour candy)

Szaloncukor (parlour candy)
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What it is: A chocolate Christmas candy, filled with flavored jelly or marzipan.
Why it’s awesome: Szaloncukor is often hung on Hungarian Christmas trees. Let me repeat: Candy. On trees. Dreams do come true!
Available for purchase [here].

32. Nokedli (dumplings)

What it is: Small, dumpling-like noodles, usually served as a side dish to accompany stews and meats. 
Why it’s awesome: The texture of a thick, dense, delicious pasta on the scale of rice. Pure genius.
Get a recipe [here].

33. And, finally: Paprika.

And, finally: Paprika.
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What it is: Hungarian red pepper, ground into powder or pulverized into paste. 
Why it’s awesome: It makes any food better. It’s the best spice ever. Bow down.
Available for purchase [here].