If Disney Couples Starred in "Fifty Shades of Grey"

Nine of your favorite animated 

pairings are getting busy in the 

Red Room of Pain. No, really, 

this is happening. Enjoy!


 By Alex Rees Feb 11, 2015

1. Ariel and Eric, The Little Mermaid 

1. Ariel and Eric,

 The Little Mermaid. 

 

"He stops and reaches for a washcloth as I pant against 

him, wanting... needing. My hands rest on his firm, 

muscular thighs. Squirting more soap onto the 

washcloth, he leans down and washes between my legs. 

I hold my breath." — bathtub sex, Fifty Shades of 

Grey, p. 135

2. Tiana and Naveen, The Princess and 
the Frog. 

"Very slowly, he pulls down my sweatpants. Oh, how 
demeaning is this? Demeaning and scary and hot. 
He's making such a meal of this. My heart is in my 
mouth. I can barely breathe. Shit, is this going to 
hurt?" — the first spank, Fifty Shades of Grey, 
p. 274

3. Aurora and Phillip, Sleeping 
Beauty. 

"He lifts me up, and suddenly we're moving, my 
arms still tethered above my head, and I can feel 
the cool wood of the polished cross at my back, and 
he's popping the buttons on his jeans. He puts me 
down against the cross briefly while he slides on a 
condom, and then his hands wrap around my thighs 
and he lifts me again." — "trussed up" sex, Fifty 
Shades of Grey, p. 324

4. Jasmine and Aladdin, Aladdin. 

"'I am going to tie you to that bed, Anastasia. But I'm 
going to blindfold you first and,' he reveals his iPod 
in his hand, 'you will not be able to hear me. All you 
will hear is the music I am going to play for you.'" — 
a whole new world of sensory deprivation sex, 
Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 487

5. Mulan and Li Shang, Mulan. 

"He binds my wrists together with his tie, knotting 
it firmly. His eyes are bright with excitement. He 
tugs at the binding. It's secure. Some Boy Scout he 
must have been to learn this knot. What now?" — 
Ana's first achievement badge, Fifty Shades of Grey,
 p. 139

6. Cinderella and Prince 
Charming, Cinderella. 

"He holds out his hand, and in his palm are 
two shining silver balls linked with a thick 
black thread... I look questioningly up at him. 
'I am going to put these inside you, and then I'm 
going to spank you, not for punishment, but for 
your pleasure and mine.' He pauses, gauging my 
wide-eyed reaction." — a Ben Wa party, 
Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 362

7. Pocahontas and John Smith, 
Pocahontas.  

"'We're here because you said yes, Anastasia. And you 
ran from me. I am going to hit you six times, and you 
will count them with me.' Why the hell doesn't he just 
get on with it? He always makes such a meal of 
punishing me." — a belt too far, Fifty Shades of 
Grey, p. 505

8. Belle and Beast, Beauty 
and the Beast. 

"Christian is standing over me grasping a plaited 
leather riding crop... He flicks the crop slowly into 
his palm as he gazes down on me. He's smiling, 
triumphant." — the (wet) dream sequence sex, 
Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 231

And last but by no means least, the obvious
pairing. 

9. Anna and Kristoff, Frozen. 

"He reaches between my legs and pulls out the blue 
string — what!? — and gently takes my tampon out 
and tosses it into the nearby toilet. Sweet mother of 
all... jeez. And then he's inside me." — that 
too-wild-for-the-movie tampon scene, 
Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 430

Kristoff and Anna/Christian and Ana;
it all makes perfect sense, right!? (Also,
dat ice merchant ass.) Anyway, pleasant
future Disney movie viewings; things
will never be the same again. 

Note: All images courtesy of an incredibly
talented DeviantArt illustrator, who has
asked to remain nameless given the
sensitivity~* of their work here.