Pinocchio interrogration Shrek the 3rd transcript

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                         PRINCE CHARMING

           You! You can't lie. So tell me 

puppet... Where is Shrek?!

          Pinocchio thinks.


                          PINOCCHIO

                          (NERVOUS)

           Well, I don't know where he's not.

          Prince Charming gets in Pinocchio's 

face.


                          PRINCE CHARMING

           You're telling me you don't know
where Shrek is?

          Pinocchio is still a little nervous.


                          PINOCCHIO

           It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume
that I couldn't exactly not say          
that is or isn't almost partially

 incorrect.
                        
Pinocchio thinks he has the upper hand.
                         


 

                          PRINCE CHARMING

So you do know where he is!

                          PINOCCHIO
On the contrary, I'm possibly more

or less, not definitely rejecting

           the idea, that in no way, with any
amount of uncertainty that...

                          PRINCE CHARMING
Stop it.

                         

                          PINOCCHIO (CONT'D)

           ...I undeniably do or do not know
where he shouldn't probably be.

  

                         
Captain Hook scratches his head, even the Three Little Pigs
          are frustrated.


                          PINOCCHIO

           If that indeed wasn't where he

           isn't. Even if he wasn't not where
I knew he was could mean that I        
wouldn't completely not know where  

he wasn't.
                         

                         
Gingerbread Man continues to sing his "Lollipop Song."


                          PIG #1

           Oh, enough! Shrek went off to

           bring back the next heir! Oh!

          The pig realizes his admission and immediately covers his

                        mouth. Pinocchio laughs nervously.


                          PRINCE CHARMING

           He's bringing back the next heir?

                         


                          PINOCCHIO

           No!


                         

          Pinocchio's nose grows.


                          PRINCE CHARMING

           Hook! Get rid of this new "King."

                         


                          CAPTAIN HOOK

           Right!


                         

                          PRINCE CHARMING

           But bring Shrek to me. I have

           something special in mind for him.


                          PINOCCHIO

           He'll never fall for your tricks!

                         

                         
Pinocchio's nose grows again.


                          WOLF

           Oh boy.